ich bin der Teufel und ich bin wiedergeboren!
My German is a little rusty, but I was going for “I am the devil, and I am reborn!” I think I got the gist across. It’s not like I was a German major in college or anything. Wait, no, that’s wrong. Verdammte Scheiße!
I guess there’s still a couple hours left, but the only borderline satanic thing I saw today was a few minutes ago when the iPod that was sitting in front of me turned on by itself and then starting spitting pea soup and fucking my cell phone in the ass. But that was it. And really, that last part isn’t even true. (My cell phone doesn’t even have an ass.) (Even though it is in itself a badonkadonk.) (The iPod did turn on by itself though… little scary.)
Anyway, moving on.
Frankly, I’m disappointed in you, 6/6/06. I expected more out of you.
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